Definitely Not a Love Story

Disclaimer - My title has nothing to do with the recently released Hindi movie. And yes, I am clued in to all the new releases in Bollywood.

Not long ago, (in fact just last week) in India's IT capital there was a famous man, an actor no less who one night brutally beat up his wife and threatened her with a gun. He also burnt her with cigarette stubs while he was at it. They were having marital problems and he decided the only way to settle it was to beat up his wife in her parents house. The wife went and filed a five page police complaint detailing marital abuse. In her complaint she named a lady friend of her husband's as the 'cause of her marital problems'.

The wife was hospitalized and treated for her physical injuries - needles to say the mental agony is ignorable since she is married to a Demi-God and tsk tsk all these things keep happening between husbands and wives. Surprisingly, or maybe because the wife's injuries were so obvious, the police had to act and put the Demigod in jail. His supporters came out to show their support, disrupted public life and showed how unfair the decision to put a wife beater in jail was.

Demigod meanwhile ended up in the 'best cell' in jail and in true 'Sandalwood style' he faced divine justice. Within hours of being incarcerated, he was diagnosed with jaundice, asthma, respiratory problems and he was sent to the best hospital suite in town. The wife was advised by well wishers to promptly withdraw her complaint or else...After all good girls don't wash their dirty linen in public.

The next day the newspapers of the land carried photographs of a visibly injured and unwell looking wife visiting the 'very sick' husband in hospital. Wife of course made rapid recovery and decided that since she has so many 'well wishers' she might as well recover at home away from the media glare. Also solitude at home will help her reflect on the 'grave' mistake she has made.

Hero-Heroine reconcile, All is well. So movie over? Of course not! Now enters the vamp. Remember in the beginning there was mention of the other woman? A friend of the Demigod, turns out she was actually the cause of all this.

Really how? Did she go and beat up his wife with him? No of course not. He is a hero he can do it himself. Ok then she must be holding the gun at least while he was at it? Rubbish, hero's don't need mere women to hold guns. In fact, she was not even in town when it happened. Hmm ok then maybe she gave instructions to him on phone. Of course not. Our man was anyway too drunk to take instructions.

See, she was responsible since she was the other woman and basically not well brought up - no respect, tameez, tehzeeb etc and also someone had to be punished. So the wise men of the land got together and decided to 'ostracize her, stop talking to her and giving her work' so that a strong message goes out to all the other women - You can't mess with a married Demigod. They are after all a gullible, susceptible lot.

Surely someone must have spoken up for her? Yeah one or two random people did. And the battered wife of course considers her all evil.

So they are not taking any action against him? There is no need. Wife has absolved him of all crimes and the wise men feel he has been punished by the almighty for his crimes.

Of so finally all is well? Not yet. Me thinks, another twist in the tale is waiting to happen. The other woman who has so far taken a strong stand will be advised by her 'well wishers' to publicly apologize and send an apology note to the media. Also she will finally tie the Demigod a Rakhi and basically turn over a new leaf - upholding our great culture and tradition.